Of course gay people should get married and have children! It’s the most natural thing in the world.

27 Oct

The fact that we can even have a conversation about whether human beings should have basic civil rights that other human beings have based on whom they love is pretty fucking depressing.  There really is no place in a modern, secular society for homophobia.  I think Morgan Freeman has it just right:  “I hate the word homophobia. It’s not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole”.

Just so.  And you don’t mess with Morgan Freeman!  Damn, that man is hot!

The whole idea that homosexuality is somehow “unnatural” pisses me off.  Anyone with half a goddamn brain who stops to think for one bloody second ought to be able to perceive that there is a completely natural role for gay people in any society and that having gay relatives, historically, would have been a HUGE advantage.

Gay people are NATURAL ADOPTIVE PARENTS.  In the event that mommy and daddy both take a dirt nap (not that unusual in the near recent past), the most natural adoptive parents would be gay couples within a family, who share a portion of genes with the surviving children.  The fact is that step-children don’t do very well, particularly when one parent survives and remarries.  It’s called the Cinderella effect.

You can read more about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinderella_effect

Humans are powerfully inclined to protect their own genetic offspring first.  Sucks for orphans, but there you have it.  But orphans who go to gay parents (who are unlikely to have their own offspring), it’s a winning situation.  I don’t know the statistics for gay men, but the incidence of gay women abusing children in one study is ZERO.  I’m guessing gay men have exceptionally low rates of child abuse, too.  It’s pretty much impossible for gay couples to have UNWANTED children, leading to much lower rates of abuse and neglect.


Look at this family!  They are beautiful, and it’s impossible to even imagine those babies are unwanted.

This is why abortion must be available and pretty much a free for all (http://judgybitch.com/2012/10/19/yes-abortion-is-killing-a-baby-do-you-really-want-to-hand-a-psycho-bitch-a-baby/).  Unwanted children lead lives of misery and grow up to be anti-social little fuckers who make sure the rest of us lead lives of misery, too.

Unwanted children who are born and in need of adoptive parents are BLESSED to have gay parents.  The fact that we have technology to allow gay couples to conceive their own genetic children (well, half of their own genes) is a POSITIVE.  It increases the likelihood that those children will grow up in a stable, loving, caring family. Plus, two daddies, two mommies – it’s just so damn cute!  A situation that calls for love, acceptance, equal rights and MATCHING SWEATER VESTS!

So for all the “homosexuality is unnatural blah blah blah” assholes in the world, fuck off.  Gay people raising children could not be MORE natural.

Lots of love,


12 Responses to “Of course gay people should get married and have children! It’s the most natural thing in the world.”

  1. Scratch March 25, 2013 at 23:43 #

    Love this. I just need to find a nice girl who wants be my husband, now, and raise some babies with her.

    Liked by 1 person

  2. judgybitch March 25, 2013 at 23:54 #

    As long as one of you is at home, it will all be good.

    You should do it! Nothing as amazing as feeding a baby from your own body.

    Le sigh.

    Hard work, but so fulfilling.


  3. Scratch March 28, 2013 at 00:10 #

    That’s the plan 🙂

    (You’re one of my heroes, judgybitch)


  4. Don April 21, 2013 at 04:44 #

    Lol really? They cannot reproduce naturally end of discussion. If mankid was left with a gay couple we are done for. Stop trying to make reasons for it to be ok. People can be gay but it doesnt mean its right.


  5. mamaziller June 5, 2013 at 09:41 #

    they should be allowed to raise kids. These are my thoughts on this. http://seculartraditionalism.wordpress.com/2013/06/03/am-i-also-a-liberal-traditionalist/


  6. Chromesthesia August 21, 2013 at 17:40 #

    But, even if everyone was gay and we didn’t have technology to make babies in tubes, I’m sure gay folks can endure sex with someone of the opposite sex long enough to have a baby. What about closeted gays, eh? Who have many children?


  7. Sarah October 10, 2013 at 02:49 #

    Judgybitch, did you know that same-sex couples are less likely to have one parent stay home, but more like to share in child care and paid work equally? (eg. both parents reduce hours at work in order to take care of baby). The egalitarianism evident in same-sex parent households is proving to be good for kids. Kids raised by same-sex parents have equal, or when not equal, better, social and emotional intelligence, few behaviour problems, etc, than children raised by opposite sex parents, and the egalitarianism in taking care of baby, sharing earning, etc., is shown to be good for kids. Not to mention the much lower rates of abuse. The model of one stay at home parent doesn’t fit with how most same-sex parent planned families work, and yet kids are doing great in terms of outcomes.

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  8. Arien Thain February 5, 2014 at 15:22 #

    OK! Hands up all those, who the moment they saw Morgan Freeman’s picture, immediately began reading the rest of the article as if Morgan Freeman was narrating it. lol


  9. karenmcfly September 15, 2014 at 20:53 #

    Reblogged this on Ice-cream in Pakistan and commented:
    She is damn right


  10. saiyo January 19, 2015 at 13:46 #

    Agree, also if some people claim gays having kids is unnatural, what about heterosexuals who cannot have kids? Shut up and let gays and kids be happy



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