Ladies, you don’t need antidepressants or a female Viagra. You NEED sperm! Lots of it!

10 Nov

It’s become rather trendy for women to complain of depression and lack of interest in sex, and the medical and pharmaceutical companies have leapt into action, doing what they do best, and the race for the LADIES’ HAPPY SEXY PILL is on!

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/drug-company-claims-female-viagra-article-1.1198095

It turns out, however, that a happy sexy pill is ALREADY freely available, although it comes in the form of a potion, not a pill.  According to Gordon Gallup and Rebecca Burch, both from State University of New York at Albany, and psychologist Steven Platek of the University of Liverpool,  “Performing oral sex or having sex without a condom may benefit both mental and physical health in women.  Women who have more unprotected sex should be less depressed than those who have protected sex, because the ingredients in semen include “mind-altering” drugs like mood-elevating estrone and oxytocin, affection-promoting cortisol, sleep-inducing melatonin and antidepressants prolactin, thyrotropin-releasing hormone and serotonin.

http://www.medicaldaily.com/articles/11641/20120821/semen-antidepressant-condom-women-evolution-reproduction.htm#cf461Exez1FLj5o2.99

Hey, isn’t that neat?

When Charla Muller realized she was turning into a giant moany cow and ruining her relationship with her husband Brad,  she decided to go to a therapist and get a prescription for Prozac and eat them like candy and continue her moaning.  Oh wait.  No she didn’t.  She decided to have sex with her husband, every day, for a year.

Charla says “[Brad]  was so happy, he was beaming all the time. Me? I was also beaming. Being intimate at night meant we worked better as a couple during the day.  Our house ran better because we were more agreeable.”

There are tons of benefits to regular sex for both men and women, but I think we should take a moment to celebrate the medical benefits.  Protect yourself from depression and unhappiness by engaging in regular, unprotected sex with a man you love.

The Ladies Happy Sexy Potion.  So easy to swallow.

Lots of Love,

JB

                            This one is from Princess Pixie Pointless, The photo, not the text btw

One Response to “Ladies, you don’t need antidepressants or a female Viagra. You NEED sperm! Lots of it!”

  1. heroditus huxley November 10, 2012 at 14:51 #

    I can definitely vouch for that–we used condoms for a year and a half while my daughter has been slowly self-weaning. I felt like crap all the time: depressed, stressed, tired, and constantly fighting UTIs. I’m back on the pill, now, and the worst of everything is easing.

    Frankly, I hated using condoms. I knew about the effects sperm had on the female psyche (had read about it a few years ago), but it’s amazing just how much of a difference it is.

    Like

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