So Petraeus had an affair. Who fucking cares?

13 Nov

I admit two things freely:  I am not an American, and I do not understand American Puritanism.

General David Petraeus is a genuine American hero and a military genius.  His ability to transition his classical military training into the urban landscape of the Iraq War is nothing short of fucking brilliant.  Following his incredibly successful tours of duty in the Middle East, he was, quite rightly, made the head of the CIA.  I’m not going to debate his military prowess.  Google it, bitches.  Start here:

Then, apparently, his brain collapsed and he fell into pussy nirvana with some total fucking slag, married, with children (she likely never sees and probably can’t name).   Yeah, yeah.  Whatever.  So he lost his mind and fucked some ugly chick.  What the hell does that have to do with his ability to run the CIA?

Paula Broadwell was hired to write a book about Petraeus and ended her research interviews with her lips wrapped around his dick, apparently, and honestly, who gives a fuck?  Isn’t this between Paula and her husband and David and his wife?  What the hell does it have to do with rest of us?  And why on earth should he lose his job over it?

We’re back on common ground again, aren’t we?  The opprobrium directed at the General falls in line with a culture that has decided WOMEN have the right to control men’s sexuality, and to punish men who step outside the bounds of what the fat, unkempt screechy feminist brigade has decided is appropriate.  Why isn’t the lovely Ms. Broadwell coming in for the same kind of abuse as the General?  She’s the one who hunted him.  Why isn’t she losing her job and being pilloried in the press?

First of all, she’s a slut.  And sluts don’t care about anyone but themselves.

Secondly, she’s a shitty wife and a crappy mother and the word for chasing down a high status male is HYPERGAMY.   W.F. Price over at the Spearhead said it better than I ever could, so saunter over there if you’ve never heard the word before.

At the end of the day, who fucking cares if Petraeus fucked a million stupid bitches?  Men have sex, and move on.  Women have sex, can’t believe it didn’t end in a relationship, get a prescription for Prozac, weep to their friends and then charge the poor sod with rape.  Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated of her sex drama.

No matter how bad Petraeus’ taste in women, IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS ABILITY TO DO HIS JOB.  Firing him for picking an ugly whore makes as much sense as firing him for picking an ugly dog.

To each their own.

Lots of love,


6 Responses to “So Petraeus had an affair. Who fucking cares?”

  1. Martini November 13, 2012 at 14:58 #

    “What the hell does that have to do with his ability to run the CIA?”

    Security leaks are the real issue, not necessarily Petraeus’ leaky dick.

    When you are in charge of an organization based on seeking and maintaining intelligence on a huge number of issues, you cannot be vulnerable to blackmail or the risk of security leaks. His job is not the same as the average Joe/Jane on the street and his personal life is not entirely his own, as he certainly knew when he signed up for the job. In his case, a slip of the dick can sink the ship!

    And if he were out “fucking a million stupid bitches,” that would indicate a propensity to careless conduct possibly fueled by alcohol/drug use. Not a quality we want in someone with his weighty responsibilities of international security.


  2. judgybitch November 13, 2012 at 15:10 #

    Oh bullshit. Broadwell was vetted as his biographer. There was no security breach. And fucking a million stupid bitches could also indicate a man with a healthy sexual appetite and enough testosterone to make tough decisions.


  3. jarod2828 November 14, 2012 at 21:08 #

    I heard from a news source that before Obama won re-election, Petraeus was excited about testifying before the senate in regards to Libya. Maybe fear of being used as the administration’s fall-guy made him “break the news” because he knew that the US media would go back to ignoring Libya in favor of turning the entire thing into The Real Housewives of Langley/West Point?


  4. EMMA March 6, 2013 at 17:31 #

    “Leaky Dick” hahahahaha.

    Moving on now-Agreed 100%. I can careless what other people do in their fuckin country, but this is OURS. And in OUR AMERICA, its a big fuckin deal when someone WE TRUST to secure our nation cant stay faithful to the person he/she sleeps next to every night.

    I’m happy to know we don’t let this shit slide.

    By the way, Broadwell is taking a shitload of heat for this. Plus she is currently ineligible for promotion until the scandal is resolved. If you dont think her life is on hold right now, you’re wayyy off. Everyone thinks she’s a whore/bad mother/wife/officer. ITs a big deal in OUR COUNTRY. —America. judgy bitch does not understand this, why? I don’t know, maybe because she’s not AMERICAN.

    However, it is unfortunate to see two very intelligent people fall victim to their own doing. I wish both of them the best.


  5. EMMA March 6, 2013 at 17:34 #

    Martini wasn’t referring to Broadwell as the security breach.


  6. Tom June 30, 2013 at 21:50 #

    “So he lost his mind and fucked some ugly chick.”

    Hey JB, here are links to 2 photos that say it all.

    First, have a look at Holly Petraus

    Then, have a look at Paula Broadwell

    Makes it pretty clear why he jumped ship, if you ask me.


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