Updates and other methods of slacking. #lazybitch

1 Feb

lazy

 

Today I have some work to do on the bibliography I need to submit to get my dissertation proposal approved, so this will be short and sweet.

 

A few updates for you:

 

What’s happening with Dr.K?

 

surgeon

 

http://judgybitch.com/2013/01/28/this-is-what-domestic-violence-looks-like/

 

One doesn’t get to be a world-renowned surgeon by being stupid. Dr.K’s main concern was to avoid being arrested and accused of abuse. So he thought carefully about all the things he was “forbidden” to do, and how he could use that to trigger Beauty to sue HIM for divorce.

 

Not allowed to take the kids to the park. What would happen if he just went ahead and did that?

 

park

 

Beauty would call the police in hysterics, claim the children had been kidnapped and create a media storm. FOUR CHILDREN ABDUCTED FROM THEIR HOME IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. Yeah, she really is THAT crazy.

 

So that was out.

 

Not allowed to speak English in the home to his children. What would happen if he just started to speak to them anyways?

 

Hours of hysterical raging and crying and threatening and sleep deprivation. Not worth it, and it wouldn’t work, anyways. Dr. K would just end up with another plate chucked at his head and blood on the floor.

 

plate

 

Not allowed to have anything to do with the children’s schooling. Hmmm. When Beauty enrolled the two older children in their foreign language schools, she forbid Dr.K from ever going to the school, participating in any school activities or contacting the teachers (who are all bilingual and speak perfect English).

 

school

 

So Dr.K went to the school and added his name as an emergency contact for the school. Of course the bitch of a secretary called Beauty right away to let her know. And BINGO!

 

She lost her fucking mind. That apparently, was the final straw. She is no longer willing to live with Dr.K’s abuse and controlling behavior. Beauty has lawyered up and wants a divorce.

 

divorce

 

Dr.K is a fucking genius. This may turn out well for him, after all. We shall see.

 

Remember this:

 

http://judgybitch.com/2012/12/13/breadwinner-plus-housewife-equals-unbeatable-team/

 

We were gunning for an internal promotion, and guess what? By unanimous decision of the committee, Mr. JB GOT THE PROMOTION!

 

applause

 

Now, we are still waiting on the Big Job, but for now, this is great news, and either way, Mr. JB is on a path to the top tiers of his organization. Congratulations, darling! You couldn’t have done it without me! I think I deserve a trip to the Victoria’s Secret online store for this one.

 

victoria

 

http://judgybitch.com/2012/12/17/how-much-bread-can-a-bread-bowl-make-youd-be-surprised/

 

 

In other news today, a positive family climate in adolescence is linked to marriage quality in adulthood. Duh.

http://www.psychologicalscience.org/index.php/news/releases/a-positive-family-climate-in-adolescence-is-linked-to-marriage-quality-in-adulthood.html

 

Men who play get out there and kick each other’s asses on the playing field are SMARTER than men who sit indoors researching current issues in women’s studies.

 

play

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2013-01/uom-jbb012913.php

 

And finally, a happy marriage reduces the risk of heart attack in both men and women and at all ages. I wonder what divorce does? Probably just the opposite.

 

marraige

http://www.eurekalert.org/pub_releases/2013-01/esoc-mrt012913.php

 

Time to go compare structural differences between venture capital and public equity markets. Leveraged buy-outs, equity vs., debt, size of investment, percentage acquired – blah blah blah.

 

I think I’ll do some on-line shopping first. So many knickers, so little time.

 

panties

 

Lots of love,

 

JB

 

 

 

 

8 Responses to “Updates and other methods of slacking. #lazybitch”

  1. Leap of a Beta February 1, 2013 at 16:25 #

    Congrats on all the good news for you, Mr JB, and the Doc.

    Also, thanks for the link. It’s good to have studies to back up the instinctive knowledge that girls with daddy issues are only good for a short term thing, and it’s women with a good family that make good family material. Always look to their mother/father for how they’ll view a relationship with you.

    Science, always backing up instincts that feminists like to hide or lie about. “special snowflake and man up” my ass.

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  2. Liz February 1, 2013 at 16:34 #

    Hurray and congrats to Mr JB on the promotion! And to Dr K on his savvy divorce game.

    Drinks all around…it’s after noon somewhere.
    🙂

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  3. judgybitch February 1, 2013 at 20:08 #

    Definitely look, but don’t automatically dismiss a woman with a batshit crazy mother. My mother was an ultra violent bible thumping psychopath. She was so crazy in fact that I have no memory of EVER thinking she might be sane.

    Thank god she let me read Little House on the Prairie. Caroline Ingalls was more of a mother to me than mine ever was.

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  4. Leap of a Beta February 1, 2013 at 20:16 #

    Yes.

    Sorry, forgot to say that when looking one should also see how the woman relates to her family. Women that shun a family that appears to be a stable, healthy place should be avoided as much (if not more) than the woman that embraces the lifestyle choices of her frivorced single mother.

    Same with the opposite, like you. If a woman was hurt/damaged by a bad home life, but has taken clear steps to avoid doing the same, I’d give her a chance. I’d just make sure those were real instead of a trick or illusion.

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  5. Kai February 2, 2013 at 00:07 #

    I think it’s probably not wrong to say that women who have bad relationships with their family are not as well-suited for good relationships (even when through no fault of their own) in the same way that children growing up without a father are not in as good a position as children who do have one (certainly through no fault of their own).
    But that doesn’t mean they *can’t* grow into perfectly stable women capable of perfectly stable relationships.
    I think it’s important, as Leap mentions, to see how the woman relates to her family based on what her family is like.

    My mother was a more subtle sort of crazy, but it definitely affected my childhood, and strongly influences my current relationship with my family. I married a man who has similar reasons for a similar arms-length family relationship, and we do well as a unit, and understand each other.

    I think one major source of difficulty is when people have very different ideas for how to relate to family (people you fly to visit every so often vs. people who expect you for dinner every sunday night). But that can occur whether or not you have particular family issues.

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  6. comslave February 2, 2013 at 08:04 #

    On the marriage thing, coorelation is not causation. The reality is that healthier men are more likely to get married. Fat people who are on the edge of heart attack naturally have a harder time finding mates.

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  7. Mike Hunter February 2, 2013 at 23:38 #

    I don’t think DR K is smart or savy. If he was he wouldn’t have married this psycho in the first place. Or at least would have lawyered up a long time ago and started collecting evidence on this crazy bitch before the split.

    Maybe Mr. K has been collecting evidence this whole time, and consulted with a high powered attorney that advised him to do this. But if he did there’s no evidence of it in your post.

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  8. Bee February 3, 2013 at 18:36 #

    Did your mom think she was a better christian than your dad? Was she self-deluded and arrogant about it? Was your father a christian? Was he more practical and down to earth about his faith?

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