Trigger warning: Judgy Bitch is in a fucking rage and I WILL be advocating violence!
Remember Shona Sibery? Oh no? Let me recap it for you: she refuses to have sex with her husband (lucky guy), and she lets her daughter dress like a whore and then posts said daughter’s picture in a major newspaper, inviting people to call her a slut.
Oh yeah, she also spent more than £100 000 paying other people to raise her children.
Ok, based on your photo, Shona, it appears that you may have some sort of severe mental disability, in which case I apologize. Being fucking mentally deranged is an EXPLANATION for why you are quite possibly the shittiest mother I have ever had the skin-crawling “pleasure” of encountering, but bitch, it ain’t no EXCUSE!
A few weeks ago, Shona’s daughter Flo decided to celebrate her 14th birthday by dressing as a streetwalker, and even though Shona KNEW this was a phenomenally bad idea, she couldn’t bear the thought of having to set down her glass of Chardonnay and set some boundaries.
Newsflash, you dumb twat: You can set boundaries WITHOUT putting down your wine glass. Trust me. I do it all the time.
So Flo has no boundaries, and then very recently, apparently, demonstrated that SHE HAS NO BOUNDARIES, and slammed the door in her mother’s face.
Oh, Pinky, sweetie, you just try it! It’s inconceivable. My daughters would not even THINK to do such a thing! Why? Because they know what boundaries are! They have had them since day fucking one. It’s called being a parent.
And how did Shona respond to this completely INEXPLICABLE AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE turn of events?
She slapped her daughter.
Is this really something that we can discuss? When Grandpa develops dementia and reverts back to the stage of a toddler and wanders out into the street because he longer remembers what cars are, is it acceptable to SLAP HIM to teach him to stay away from the road?
Uhm, no. No, it’s not acceptable. It’s a criminal act and one that demonstrates the most profound lack of compassion imaginable. It’s a violation of dignity and humanity and just plain old human kindness. You do NOT strike elderly, frail, fragile, trusting, vulnerable old people and you do NOT strike young, frail, fragile, trusting, vulnerable little people, either.
Allowing parents to hit children masks an important crisis in understanding domestic violence, and that has some very deep implications for all of us. Most domestic violence is committed BY women AGAINST children. Adults taking advantage of their power over the most defenceless of all possible victims: children. On that radio show I was on, one of the commenters said that women were the only group in history required to love their oppressors.
Wrong, bitch. CHILDREN are the group required to love the hands that strike them. They must. Their very survival depends upon it. And that’s just fucking sick.
DO NOT HIT YOUR CHILDREN.
Full fucking stop. Not ever. Not once. Absolutely not.
Kiss them, hug them, love them, caress them, at the worst, go in the bathroom and lock the door and calm the fuck down but DO NOT HIT YOUR CHILDREN.
Flo, baby, I want to talk to you directly. I’m sorry your mother sucks. And make no mistake: she sucks. She has hired other people to do the work she ought to have done herself (although a violent mother may be better off at work) and darling, none of it is YOUR FAULT. Never, ever blame yourself. You have been left with your private Facebook and your hotpants and your useless mother drunk in the kitchen and no one to put a sheltering arm around you and guide you through a world much more scary and unforgiving than you can possibly realize.
My darling, where is your daddy? Find him, Flo. Go to him. Tell him you need him, because oh precious, you need him right now. Your mother is slapping you and posting your picture in a global publication and throwing you under whatever bus is passing by at the moment. She won’t help you, Flo. She will turn on you and violate every precept of motherhood since the beginning of time.
Find your Daddy, Flo.
You need him so badly.
And if your mother ever hits you again? Darling, punch her in the mouth. That cunt is begging for it.
Lots of love,