For your viewing pleasure, the lovely Shona Sibary

9 Feb

Drawn by our very own PrincessPixiePointless.

 

shona

 

And Shona, don’t even THINK of reprinting it! Copyright’s OURS, bitch!

 

Lots of love,

 

JB

 

 

 

 

17 Responses to “For your viewing pleasure, the lovely Shona Sibary”

  1. Erudite Knight February 10, 2013 at 00:13 #

    Looks just like her.

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  2. angelowal February 10, 2013 at 01:36 #

    Erm, sorry to be critical, PPP, but I don’t think you adequately captured her wonky eye, but I guess that’s artistic licence for you, you artists can’t help but enhance the beauty of your subjects 😉

    Dammit, bitchiness seems to be infectious, LOL

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  3. June February 10, 2013 at 06:56 #

    LOL, fucking hilarious.

    Just discovered this site, and it’s basically become one of my favourites. Yay!

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  4. Liz February 10, 2013 at 12:19 #

    Well done, PPP! 🙂

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  5. Bee February 10, 2013 at 17:15 #

    Hi Keith – Bee here. I read your February 8 post to JB. You threatened legal action and professional harm in order to restrict what JB writes regarding your wife. You rose up and came to a foreign country, half way round the world to restrict what a strange women writes, but you fail to put any restrictions on what your wife writes. You let her write and publish to the world emasculating facts about your marriage bed! You allow your wife to write and publish a photograph of your 14 year old daughter wearing slutty clothing. This shows your priorities and sense as a Family Leader are upside down and hypocritical. First, get your wife, children, and au pair under control for several years and then consider sallying forth across the world to take on dragons in foreign countries. Second, put some privacy restrictions on what your wife broadcasts to the world. Sure, all families have issues but broadcasting flaws to the world is harmful to a family.

    About that mop and bucket that your wife prefers now to your married body. Break that mop over your knee and throw it out of the house. Now for the bucket, put a jar of coconut oil, a can of pressurized whipped cream, and a demanding romantic note in it. You are welcome.

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  6. andybob1 February 10, 2013 at 18:30 #

    Thank you PrincessPixiepointless, for drawing attention to Shona Sibury’s striking resemblance to Honey Boo Boo’s mother. I couldn’t quite put my finger on who she reminded me of.

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  7. Fuzzy Dunlop February 10, 2013 at 20:15 #

    Shona’s first born child:

    The bitch keeps him locked up in her basement. 😦

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  8. judgybitch February 10, 2013 at 20:21 #

    Too cruel!

    He’s kind of cute.

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  9. combs2jc February 11, 2013 at 08:06 #

    Hey PPP my mom reads JB more than I do now and she hates the f-bomb, but says JB has shown her that not all women in the 21st century have gone over to the dark-side. (I thought I would never get to read JB, the language goes against her Christian sensibilities).

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  10. Louise February 11, 2013 at 17:03 #

    And you’ve got a great face for radio – Janet. Should definitely do that again!

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  11. judgybitch February 11, 2013 at 17:14 #

    Who is Janet?

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  12. Louise February 11, 2013 at 17:28 #

    Janet Bloomfield (aka JudgyBitch) has an undergraduate degree in Film Theory, a Master’s degree in Business Administration and she has recently been admitted to a PhD program in Entrepreneurship and Innovation. She is a full time mother to her three children and a full time wife to Mr. JudgyBitch. Her children have never seen the inside of a daycare center and her husband has never made his own sandwich. That makes her very happy. And, oh, she doesn’t give a fuck what you think about her.

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  13. judgybitch February 11, 2013 at 17:38 #

    Oh right. That’s a pseudonym. My name isn’t really Janet.

    And when you say I have a nice face for radio, is that supposed to be an insult?

    It’s a pretty stupid one. I’m actually a very attractive woman, mostly because I’m not fat and in good health, and generally, blonde hair and blue eyes are considered attractive.

    Maybe you could try calling me stupid? You might be able to make a case for that.

    Give it a try.

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  14. princesspixiepointless February 11, 2013 at 17:55 #

    Where are you called Janet? I think it only comes up in the description for the aVfM article. I think what’s her face was trying to be funny!

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  15. judgybitch February 11, 2013 at 17:57 #

    Hmm.

    A good face for radio sounds like she’s calling me ugly. I’d love to see what she looks like.

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  16. Louise February 11, 2013 at 18:02 #

    ” I’m actually a very attractive woman, mostly because I’m not fat and in good health, and generally, blonde hair and blue eyes are considered attractive.”
    Why are you defending yourself? You don’t care what people think, remember?

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  17. judgybitch February 11, 2013 at 18:04 #

    Oh, Louise, you’re so clever!

    Time to fuck off now.

    Ta ta, bitch.

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