Your hate mail sucks

7 Apr

I wonder what judgy bitch [JudgyBitch – all one word with capitals, please] will do when her husbands [I just have one husband – incorrect use of the plural] leaves her and she become [becomes – incorrect verb tense] a single mother. Might have to drop the judgy and just refer to herself as Bitch [inconsistent use of capitalization] . Ugly on the inside and out. Karmas a ass kicker [Karma’s – Contractions require an apostrophe.  Also “an asskicker”. Incorrect use of determiner]. Yours [Your’s – should be possessive – edited to add that yours never has an apostrophe even when indicating a possessive so I was wrong- oops!will be coming soon. Ugly Bitch. Go make some sandwiches and quit writing your blog is a disgraceful [Oh dear.  Where to start? Missing punctuation. Is a disgraceful? A disgraceful what? Incorrect use of determiner again] . Your [You’re. Contraction.]  a [an – incorrect use of determiner] enemy to woman [women – incorrect use of singular] . Shame on you.


Hahahahahahahaa!  Thanks for stopping by.




Oh, and fuck off.


Lots of love,



38 Responses to “Your hate mail sucks”

  1. Joe April 7, 2014 at 19:40 #

    They are such sophisticates, aren’t they? Remember they’re the “progressive” ones, with superior educations, and superior intellects!

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Will Conley April 7, 2014 at 19:43 #

    Ha, nailed ’em. I approve. One nit: “Yours” was actually correct. No apostrophe. Though it’s plain to see any grammatical correctness on the part of the hate mailer was purely coincidental.


  3. John April 7, 2014 at 19:44 #

    I love it, i love it, i love it!!!! Good work judgy, fuck that cunt!


  4. comslave April 7, 2014 at 20:04 #

    Not even a rape threat. Armature! This is the internet. Step up your game.


  5. judgybitch April 7, 2014 at 20:07 #

    Will, you are right. While virtually every other word uses an ‘s to indicate possession, yours never does, even when used to indicate possession.

    I learned something new today!



  6. Zelcorpion April 7, 2014 at 20:16 #

    Completely misunderstanding the male psyche once again. Men have nothing better to do than to go ahead and leave their good, (relatively) sane, sexy (feminine and not fat) wives with whom they share a multitude of memories and risk it all in order to have some younger booty and end up with a true bitch on the crazy side. Unless that hitherto reliable Alpha has suddenly become a cocaine-addicted alco-sexaholic the likelihood of such hatemails coming true are similar to 400 pound models getting covershots for Vogue.


  7. David Sutton April 7, 2014 at 20:18 #

    As my grandmother was wont to say, “She can’t help it if she’s so illiterate that she can’t rub two brain calls together to form a thought, bless her heart.”

    Liked by 1 person

  8. judgybitch April 7, 2014 at 20:32 #

    Yeah, I love the “go make a sandwich” comments. The contempt for just plain niceness mystifies me. Making a sandwich for someone – anyone, is just a nice thing to do! Your husband, your wife, your roommate, your Dad – hell, I brought my kid’s dance instructor a sandwich this weekend just to save her the trouble of fetching her own lunch – and it’s just nice! What the fuck is wrong with nice?!?!


  9. Will Conley April 7, 2014 at 20:47 #

    I learned something new as well: You, JudgyBitch, are a gracious receiver of honest feedback. Tip of my hat to you. BTW, just discovered you yesterday. Thanks for stumping for the menfolk, we all appreciate you.


  10. dolf (a.k.a. Anders Ericsson) April 7, 2014 at 20:48 #

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but “Karma’s” and “You’re” aren’t possessive either. The apostrophe is correct, but does not indicate possessive, it indicates that letters has been dropped out in a contraction (whatever the correct term is for that, I don’t know), as “Karma’s” stands for “Karma is” and “You’re” stands for “You are”.
    Otherwise it was an enjoyable treatment of the substandard piece of writing.


  11. Goober April 7, 2014 at 20:49 #

    She’s convinced that Mr. JB is going to leave you some day because that’s what men do. All the men that she’s ever been with have left her so men must be fickle, quick-to-leave cretins with no attention span and no sense of honor and commitment.

    It never occurs to her that the reason that men keep leaving her is not because men are scum, but that she is.

    It never occurs to her that the reason that Mr. JB seems to petulantly reluctant to leave you is because you’re fit, intelligent, and nice, and only an idiot would leave such a wife, because if that occurred to her, it would mean that she would have to accept that she’s none of those things, and she is not self-aware enough to accept the fact that the reason nobody likes her isn’t because everybody else is an asshole.

    That’s the hardest thing for a person to admit, and that step towards self-awareness is a necessary step to becoming an adult. People that ask themselves “why is everybody always picking on me?” and never even think to consider that the problem might not be “everybody” so much as it is “me,” are locked in a perpetual state of adolescence, and it’s no wonder they behave, write, and spell in exactly that way.

    A single mother because no man would stay with her, and she can’t figure out why. I mean, as long as he did everything she wanted him to do, exactly when she wanted him to do it, and not anything else, she didn’t even yell at him that much! Of course, there was the one guy that DID do all those things, but she fell out of love with him because he was a doormat, and who wants to be with a doormat?


  12. Goober April 7, 2014 at 20:52 #

    Yeah. She always has been. I’ve been worried a couple of times when i disagreed with something that I was going to face the wrath of a JB-storm, but I never have. You can disagree with her all you want, as long as you’re polite about it, and all you’ll get is a wink and a smile and a “agree to disagree.”

    Just be nice, and she’ll be nice right back.

    Liked by 1 person

  13. judgybitch April 7, 2014 at 20:56 #

    Well fuck me, but grammar is hard after all! You are also correct. I believe the formal word is contraction, no? I’ll fix it, but I’m not copping to another screw up in red text. Fuck that.

    I only do gracious once a day. 😉


  14. Goober April 7, 2014 at 20:57 #

    My Grandfather was a bomber pilot in WWII. He flew B-24’s out of IndoChina somewhere and bombed Japanese targets for 20 some missions before the war ended.

    His favorite saying was “If you’re taking flak, it means you’re over the target!”

    What he meant by it was that when your adversary complains the loudest, and fights back the hardest, it means that you’ve come the closest to their weakness or soft spot. I’ve always thought that the leftist tendency to claim educational and intellectual superiority was due to the fact that they know, deep down inside the darkest reaches of their souls, that they have neither.

    Criticize an academic someday about his lack of real-world experience and see what I mean.

    Liked by 2 people

  15. Will Conley April 7, 2014 at 21:04 #

    Would that everyone be thus!


  16. anna April 7, 2014 at 21:45 #

    Yikes. Their gene pool’s about dried up, isn’t it.

    You might have to rewrite your reply, steering clear of complicated words such as “capitalization”, “tense” and “fuck”. They may never understand it otherwise.


  17. Will Conley April 7, 2014 at 21:59 #

    Yeah, I was gonna say, one correction a day is enough. Everybody’s grammatically wrong if you put the committee to it. Let us never forget the moral of the story: the hate mailer is a useless twat and we must make fun of her.


  18. Jeremy April 7, 2014 at 22:14 #

    I wonder what judgy bitch will do when her husbands leaves her and she become a single mother.

    Why, wouldn’t she then become an empowered woman who didn’t need a man and can raise a child just fine by herself? In short, wouldn’t she become a prime example of the successes of Feminism? I don’t understand why a feminist sympathizer would wish success as a feminist on a non-feminist and think it an insult. Isn’t this person basically giving the equivalent of a “bless you” to Judgy??


  19. FuzzieWuzzie April 7, 2014 at 22:28 #

    JB, have you considered sharing with your female collegues? Last summer, feminists tried to muzzle dissent on Facebook by using hate mail as a pretense. It would be humorous to fling this poo back at them.

    As for Mr JB leaving, I don’t think she read your post with the picture of the single bed. She has no concept of bonding.

    The final point of being an enemy to women discounts the damage that feminism is doing and that you are doing women a service exposing it.


  20. Goober April 7, 2014 at 22:35 #

    There is nothing mystifying about it at all. They are failures at life. They see people who are not failures at life succeeding because they do nice things for people, but they can’t draw the moral, pull themselves up by their bootstraps, and conclude that maybe if they started being nice that they, too, would start to succeed.

    They can’t do this because they are miserable people, and their only solution to their own misery is to make sure that they aren’t alone in it. So they work to make others miserable. They do so by convincing them that their biological urges are wrong, in spite of the fulfillment of those urges to be the greatest drivers of happiness in the human animal. They do so by insisting that we’re all bastards to each other, and that everything is a competition, and that you should never do anything for anyone without expecting or manipulating something in return.

    This isn’t unique to feminism, but it is absolutely a not-unsubstantial part of it.

    I made my wife a sandwich this weekend. It made me feel good to see her smile.


  21. Goober April 7, 2014 at 22:37 #

    I took it more along the lines of an insult, assuming that JB was hopelessly dependent on her husband (the opposite of the feminist ideal) and therefore would be fucked if he ever left her. As opposed to, say, the author, who doesn’t need no man, and has been “just fine” without one.


  22. caprizchka April 8, 2014 at 00:14 #

    Thanks I needed that. 🙂


  23. APO April 8, 2014 at 02:23 #

    I dont’ have anything to say about grammar (mine isn’t always the greatest) but:

    1) I think you rock and likely so does your hubby.
    2) I look forward to every post and love reading each one.
    3) I think your posts are a refreshing breath of fresh air to all of the man hate out there.
    4) + 5) Put some clever shit in here because my mind is numb from working 12 hours today and is running on 2 cylinders at the moment (but give me the credit for the clever shit).

    There really is a lot of hate out there today and I just don’t understand the need. So there’s my atta girl to you to hopefully counter, what I can only imagine is a shit ton of hate mail you get on a weekly basis.


  24. dolf April 8, 2014 at 03:34 #

    Well, your correction was right, the explanation of it was wrong. So, I think it evens out and you’re forgiven. 😈
    (btw. Really love that you don’t do history revision on your posts. I try to adhere to the same principle on my blog.)


  25. Spaniard April 8, 2014 at 09:55 #

    My grandpa used to pilot a Messerschmit BF-109 in the Spanish Civil War (1936-1939).
    Germany was supporting Franco´s army with warfare material.

    But, on topic, I guess that in the hypotetical case (I wish not) that JudgyBitch gets divorced, she would have the same issues than any divorcee when it comes to re-marrying.

    So, actually, not so much.


  26. dolf April 8, 2014 at 13:43 #

    Ok, guess I’m becoming a pain in the ass, but I promise this is the last one on the subject. Actually none of the personal possessive pronouns use apostrophe. They come in two form, the first one “determiner” where the actually function as adjectives and not as pronouns: my, your, his, her, its, our, their. (e.g. “It is my car”, “Where’s your common sense?”)
    The second form, where they actually are pronouns and don’t have an object; mine, yours, his, hers, its, ours, theirs. (e.g. “It is mine“, “Nothing wrong with my intelligence, but yours leave a lot to be wished for.” )
    And now I’ll shut up on this.


  27. judgybitch April 8, 2014 at 14:03 #

    Okay, okay – none of the possessive pronouns use apostrophes because possession is already implied, but virtually every other word capable of possessive case uses an apostrophe, no?

    Maybe not gerunds preceded by a pronoun, but that’s really splitting hairs since the pronoun is what indicates possession.

    I enjoy your giving me these grammar lessons. 😛


  28. Jim April 8, 2014 at 19:02 #

    “Well fuck me….”

    Really? 😉

    All joking aside though I’m not surprised at the hate mail. I do wonder how much you get. Have you received the obligatory rape threat yet? Believe it or not some women will actually threaten to have some man rape some other woman they don’t like. The irony is that feminists seem the most prone to it in my experience.

    Go figure.


  29. Jim April 8, 2014 at 19:05 #

    “She’s convinced that Mr. JB is going to leave you some day because that’s what men do.”

    She’ll have to explain then why it is the woman who initiates the divorce 75-80% of the time. Seems to me like the wife is usually more prone to do that than the husband.

    Sometimes it seems like I live in an alternate universe unlike my predecessors. Bizarre.


  30. judgybitch April 8, 2014 at 19:10 #

    Oh for certain I get rape threats, but after I published the email and IP addresses of a couple of internet badasses they died down quite dramatically.

    I’ve had women hope that I get raped in all manner of ways, but I’ve never had anyone threaten to get a man to do the job for her. I assume they hope a man rapes me, but who knows?

    So far, 100% of the men I’ve met in my entire life have declined. Guess I haven’t met the right guy yet.


  31. LostSailor April 8, 2014 at 21:48 #


    You really ought to put up a hate mail section for some of the better/worse ones. Even if just for our amusement….


  32. feeriker April 8, 2014 at 21:59 #

    I’m betting that the writer of that literary gold nugget is a woman with a graduate degree in English from one of Amerika’s Stait Yoonivurcities (and probably teaches it in a publik skool).


  33. gwallan April 8, 2014 at 22:11 #

    The correct response to the complaint that there are “no good men around” is that “they aren’t around YOU”.


  34. Lean Back April 9, 2014 at 22:23 #

    ” Unless that hitherto reliable Alpha has suddenly become a cocaine-addicted alco-sexaholic the likelihood of such hatemails coming true are similar to 400 pound models getting covershots for Vogue.”

    In the US its just a matter of a few more years until a 400 pound model graces a Vogue cover.

    Mark. My. Words.


  35. Aphrodite April 13, 2014 at 09:58 #

    I thought that was pretty damn funny. 🙂


  36. brockgladstone April 15, 2014 at 21:57 #

    Don’t you just love the English language? This is precisely why English is the hardest second language to acquire… way too many rules and exceptions to those rules.



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