The cake that shut down Twitter – voila bitches!

30 Aug

It’s done!

 

All the flowers are made of buttercream frosting and are 100% edible. My first wedding cake! I’m calling this bitch a WIN!

Cake

THE PASTRIARCHY FOREVER!

 

Haters can kiss my buttercream ass. Feel free to tweet the shit out of this.

 

Lots of love,

 

JB

26 Responses to “The cake that shut down Twitter – voila bitches!”

  1. Just Saying August 30, 2014 at 01:37 #

    I *love* this woman… 🙂

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  2. That_Susan August 30, 2014 at 01:48 #

    I love buttercream frosting. Seeing your cake makes me remember just how melt-in-the-mouth good it is.

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  3. Shane August 30, 2014 at 02:15 #

    I would fave that so hard.

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  4. FuzzieWuzzie August 30, 2014 at 02:51 #

    Seeing that made a happy bear out of me.
    Thank you.

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  5. RS August 30, 2014 at 04:25 #

    Nice! That is freaking gorgeous! I would have been proud to serve that at my wedding. Well done!

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  6. Jim August 30, 2014 at 05:35 #

    “PASTRIARCHY”

    Ha! Good one JB. Great job with the cake too.

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  7. ddewbofh August 30, 2014 at 06:00 #

    That’s what I call pwning a task, a cake that invites 4 of the 7 deadly sins is a job well done. 🙂

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  8. Julie August 30, 2014 at 12:40 #

    Lovely cake and I’ll bet its delicious !

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  9. dolf August 30, 2014 at 13:08 #

    I hope it tastes as good as it looks.

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  10. LostSailor August 30, 2014 at 13:46 #

    A towering symbol of patriarchal oppression and slavery! Good job! Feminists everywhere are weeping bitter triggered tears. Let’s toast the happy couple with flutes of those tears!

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  11. Rachaelsaurus (@geekbrat) August 30, 2014 at 18:39 #

    How many pounds of butter did all that frosting take?!

    *droooool*

    Miss you! VIVA LA PASTRIARCHY

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  12. judgybitch August 30, 2014 at 18:42 #

    The cake and frosting was almost 20lbs!

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  13. lelnet August 30, 2014 at 23:45 #

    Trouble with a cake like that is, you don’t want to eat it. You just want to stare at it and take pictures of it and then stare at those. 🙂

    Still…viva la pastriarchy!

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  14. missmerriam August 31, 2014 at 00:24 #

    Pastriarchy 4 Life! That cake looks amazing!

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  15. comslave August 31, 2014 at 09:47 #

    Because nothing says rape culture quite like cake….somehow…I don’t know how…it’s feminist logic…

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  16. Spaniard August 31, 2014 at 10:58 #

    A weeding cake is not a symbol of “pastriarchy” at all. It is a symbol of sweet feminism:

    A) 30+ (even 40+) carouseler achieving her goal with beta provider. And divorce already in her mind, in a few years, once she gets her “insurance” (the baby). Then joining the milf carousel (with tons of young men wishing to shag her)

    B) 30- carouseler, stopping carousel for a while. Divorce in her mind at 30 once she gets the “insurance”. And then start riding the early 30s carousel (if she is in good shape, even crazier than the 20s carousel).

    C) A very young virgin girl marrying. Divorce in her late 20s once she discovers there is a life out of marriage, and strongly willing to live that life. The “real life”. But with “insurance”, of course.

    D) A tradcon woman late 20s, marrying beta provider. No intention of divorcing at all, but serious intention to make hubbie´s life a total hell.

    C) A tradcon woman with good behaviour to hubby but expecting him to become a a working dron in order to maintain her lazy life in a house in the suburbs.

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  17. Spaniard August 31, 2014 at 10:59 #

    Sorry: after D,comes the E.

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  18. Spaniard August 31, 2014 at 11:02 #

    I forgot the:

    F) A single or divorce mom (could be the case “40+”, but could be the case “30+” or “20-“, also) marrying childfree beta provider.

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  19. Spaniard August 31, 2014 at 12:49 #

    Ergo:

    Patriarchy = conservafeminism.

    It means that:

    Feminism has been in war on feminism since the beginning of the movement, 100 years ago or so.

    But the statement can go further:

    A prudish gender feminist butch or nun alike (like my countrywoman Cristina Almeida),
    Or a sex positive feminist (like pornstars),
    Or an agressive riot grrrl feminist like the Femen,
    Or a “in your face” party girl feminist like the Spice Girls
    Or a naif, funny, adorable, chubby, non agressive, “all by myself”, good girl after all, cock carouseler feminist like character Bridget Jones…(*)
    all of them always end up turning into conservafeminists, because at the end of the day thay want the wedding cake.

    So… women have no personality, they just follow the program. Sometimes I think about them just as clocworks.

    (*) This is the type of girl European men of my generation we have dealed most. I still finding all that late 90s bridgettejones so cute. Most of them happily married or divorce today.

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  20. numbcruncher August 31, 2014 at 19:40 #

    JB JB JB!
    Look what happens when you type “women ” into google!

    http://forums.avoiceformen.com/showthread.php?12580-Typed-quot-women-quot-into-google-Got-this

    You are a glorious woman!

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  21. Janet August 31, 2014 at 19:50 #

    Just curious-how long did it take?

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  22. David August 31, 2014 at 20:19 #

    Totally new here, just passing by. Sometimes I’ll stumble across blogs similar to this when I I’m in a “I hate people/depressed, kind of mood.

    Anyway, I gotta say, I’m blown away! Never have I seen such a levelheaded approach to the things talked about here, from a guy or a girl! It’s refreshing to read someone who obviously cares about men AND women, without marginalizing one side’s experiences- both extreme feminists and their backlash groups can be guilty of such.

    Finally, as a guy who’s had a fair amount of experience with various relationships, I can confidently say to any female visitors her advice is dead on. There’s nothing more attractive and a better SO fit than a confident woman who doesn’t infantilize herself (thats a perfect descriptor). I guarantee if any girl who’s having trouble in love becomes confident, self assured, and is physically attractive/has standards to their own level, they’ll find a great guy soon. The corollary being- any guy out of luck need only do the same and ignore those who don’t measure up. The parasitic types, guys and girls, can go extinct.

    Solid blog/10, wud read again.

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  23. Spaniard September 1, 2014 at 07:35 #

    Welcome.

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  24. Timber St. James April 1, 2015 at 00:40 #

    Good God, darlin’, you made THAT?? Let’s all just calm down for a second and do a slow-clap.

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