Gateway Pundit has published my latest Twitter saga – yes, I am suspended once again, but this time for tweeting Jessica Valenti’s actual words back to herself.
Still Poe’s Law in effect. Her fans can’t believe she would say such nasty shit, and decided I must be lying! Who calls Christmas a “goddamn clusterfuck?”
Who?
Who indeed. How about bitter, shrewish, miserable, joy-sucking feminist of the year, Jessica Valenti?
My harassers are openly bragging about taking advantage of Twitter’s harassment tools to silence me for the crime of quoting Jessica back to herself.
Not to worry, though. I’ll be back, as always. It just takes time. And as always, I will come back stronger and more powerful than ever. I went from a tweet reach of just over 25M to almost 50M in two weeks. Once I am back, I expect to hit 100M every week. The more they try to silence me, the stronger I become.
My harassers are doing me a favor. Especially the chubby one, David Futrelle. I knew he would fall for my ruse. Yes, I quoted Jessica knowing his idiot followers would think I had faked the quotes.
Sometimes I feel guilty, honestly. It’s like picking on the disabled child. But then I remember we’re all grown-ups and being held accountable is part of the fun!
Having fun yet, Jessica?
I sure do hope so! The kitchen is about to get hot.
You’re welcome.
Lots of love,
JB
judgybitch 
If Jessica’s not wrapping presents should we men stop shoveling snow off the driveway?
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Figures that Feminists still fight like snotty little cunts do on the playground. They can’t match your rhetoric and God help them if they attempted to match on dialectic, so they have to remove you from their bratty, cunty princess tea party because you make them sad otherwise.
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As Ann Coulter said, I hate it when liberals misquote me, and they hate it when I quote them accurately.
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JB, this is starting to get fidiculous. The Twitter mods have to know that the fembots are after you. There is an upside to all this. First, you have good material for an ongoing comedy and , second, I get to red your blogpost since I won’t Twitter.
To cheer you up, here’s someone in worse shape.
This has to be my most linked video. I wonder why?
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Much as I detest Ann Coulter, I have to respect her for her (proverbial) balls. I don’t see her cowering the fetal position under her bed every time someone says something mean to her the way feminists generally do (cough*Sarkeesian*cough).
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If fidicuous a type, or a new portmanteau you just invented?
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Sorry, I meant ridiculous.
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“It’s like picking on the disabled child”
Except I’ve met disabled children and they didn’t make themselves look like idiots near as much as Futrelle and his bunch!
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And stop mining coal for her heat, and stop stringing power lines for her electricity, and stop parolling her neighborhood to keep it safe…
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Also, you can stop buying her presents for that “Cluster f*ck”
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I don’t do twitter so I haven’t heard of this site until you showed up on Gateway Pundit. Thanks twitter for introducing me to a new site that I’ve bookmarked.
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Just wanted to note that the site you linked to, The Gateway Pundit, has banned me for content.
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You’d think that once this sort of fraudulent censorship has succeeded once, that JB’s account wouldn’t be blocked again except after “complaints” are examined.
Surely Twitter should be taking this sort of pain to ensure their users aren’t being maliciously censored?
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This is a New Year´s advice for all Western men who still believe in marriage and having children (not my case but I understand the case):
1) Convert to Islam. Just as a formality.Deep inside you can still Christian or atheist.
2) Go to Bosnia.
3) Find a young, beautiful, European, caucasian and Muslim Bosnian girl. High possibilities she is virgin.
4) Marry her by the Islamic law.
5) Go back with your Bosnian wife to States or Western Europe.
6) Now you know that:
*she will never cheat on you. Cheating is out of question for a Muslim wife and if she does she will have to go away, in total shame, and taking nothing from husband. Of course, not children.
*she will never divorce you. Muslim women cannot divorce men. But you can divorce her (repudiate) giving her a minimal echonomic compensation. In case of divorce you keep the children, the goods and the house. In any case…Muslim husbands do not tend to divorce at all. They are loyal to the mother of their children. If they feel like having afairs with other woman, they do, and wives have to accept it, but it does not mean that they divorce their wives. Men are naturally LOYAL to women. Not faithfull but loyal.
Western women are not faithfull neither loyal to their men.
*You know that now you have a devoted, beautiful wife and an excellent mother for your children. Not to talk about a fantastic housewife.
*She does not smoke neither drink (of course), or do drugs.
*She cooks great. She keeps the house tudy and clean.
*She will never argue with you. You are the Lord.
*The “nuclear bottom” is yours, not hers. But you will never have to use it. Why?
If you still thinking Islam is a barbaric religion… think twice.
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Twitter have agreed to allow WAM (Women’s Action in the Media) to oversee and basically run Twitter’s community guidelines.
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Wrapping presents is now slavery to Jessica? I guess getting off her ass to do anything is slavery unless it involves bitching about how everything is slavery.
This privileged little princess has no clue what “oppression” is about. NONE whatsoever. What a wretched and miserable cunt!
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Oooh, you’re gonna get it now LOL!! Hell hath no fury like “The Chubby One”. LMAO!
You go girl- give ’em hell JB.
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I actually love fidiculous! Consider it stolen
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And they’re usually really beautiful girls. If I was a dude, I’d definitely have to outsource. All there is to choose from here are hard feminists or frumpy traditionalists. Neither are usually sexy. Women like JB (and me- if I do say so myself) are very hard to come by these days.
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Carchamp and Real Peterman for the win.
This is what I’m so tired of – these women have it so goddamned easy and all they can do is bitch. Big fucking whoop, you have to wrap some presents.
I, on the other hand, fell, buck, split, and stack 5 cords of firewood every year so my family can stay warm in the winter.
If Mrs. Goober has to wrap a few presents, I guess I’ll cry myself to sleep about it later, because I’m pretty much over it.
What do these women actually do? Are they really so lazy that wrapping a couple presents puts them out that badly? Wanna talk about first world problems – “I’m so wealthy and comfortable and have so much disposable income that I have a whole shitload of presents to wrap this year! Woe is me!”
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Or, you can not do all of this silly shit and just be smart about who you marry. There’s always that.
16 years now, on kid #2… Still happily at it.
Whodathunk?
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Definitely! I mean, if wrapping presents is just so awful, I’m sure she wouldn’t want to put someone else through that.
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Soon it will be more popular than ‘pwned.’
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Two problems with that: 1) it takes a certain amount of luck. Plenty of men make seemingly good choices in wives and see it backfire. It didn’t take much to turn otherwise conscientious men into SS officers, it will take even less (a good divorce lawyer) to convince an otherwise decent woman that she’s entitled to your money, your kids, and the joy of making you suffer for ‘giving you the best years of her life.’
And 2) Limited supply of smart, empathetic, principled women. And that supply is getting smaller by the day.
Personally, I think I may just look for an east Asian woman. They largely seem quiet, courteous, stoic, and averse to melodrama, just like me for the most part. And the exact opposite of your typical American one.
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I think to feminists, any time a woman has that isn’t leisure time is slavery. They’re the new aristocrats.
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I notice that on the hashtag #FreeJudgyBitch your opponent are claiming that you are lying by saying you simply retweeted the exact words, but their “proof” is screenshots of your August tweets that first got you kicked off twitter. Clearly, they think that what you did then was grounds for permanent banishment, although I think their views would change if someone they agreed with did the same thing.
Has anybody seen what the official grounds for the latest banning are?
Anyway, have a great 2015, JB! I like your Facebook page and am looking forward to posting there soon!
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It’s not luck. It’s making sure the big head does the thinking. I worked in family law. I saw first hand the kind of woman who is convinced she is owed. She was the hot, crazy type when he married her. But by the time divorce rolls around, the crazy has been only magnified.
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I understand you’re the site’s Accidental Troll, but that bit on a beautiful young European woman probably being a virgin made my day. Hilarious!
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Personal experience tells me they will not defend women if they are being harassed by other women.
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If a woman harasses another woman, do they just suspend her husband instead?
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I assume (perhaps I’m too charitable to Twitter) that the recent bannings have been for evading her original ban by starting new accounts. What, again, was the original reason for her banning?
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These feminazis are further exposing themselves as tools and imbeciles… it’s a nice start to 2015.
HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!
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Is someone actually married to this hag? My word!!
The feminazis are busy today ripping apart the Big Bang Theory actress who said she doesn’t consider herself a feminist and that she loves to cook for her husband.
Any opinion contrary to theirs is heracy.
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No, they send you a polite little note explaining that people don’t always agree with one another
It would make an interesting study to see how the same abusive/threatening tweet would be handled sent by a man to a woman, a woman to a man, a man to a man, and a woman to a woman.
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I feel sorry for the guy, not even because of how she probably treats him, but because of how guilty he must feel for things he never did to drive him to subject himself to life with someone who has so much contempt for his gender.
I would say one ‘male privilege’ I have is that I’m allowed to openly not be a feminist, whereas a woman gets torn a new one if she fails to identify as a feminist; but after what they did to David Cameron after he refused to wear their t-shit, it appears times are changing.
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I think you make a good point here. The point is, a woman who is an entitled, narcissistic, crazy bitch doesn’t just become one after marrying. Warning signs are always there and from what I’ve read about men’s stories dealing with such women, a lot of them admit that in hindsight, there were warning signs about the true nature of their partner/ex-partner before marriage. It’s not luck, but it’s being informed. It’s not luck, it’s the fact that men should not allow themselves to place women on such a pedestal that they ignore all the negatives of women’s behaviour. It’s about not allowing women (or anyone really) to get away with their shit – getting into a LTR or marriage means calling out your partner on their shitty behaviour and dealing with it, not giving them a pass just because she’s daddy’s little princess. You’re not her daddy, you’re her equal or to use JB’s terminology, the Captain.
There’s nothing about any woman in the world that makes them so special that she could never, ever succumb to the negative traits that we witness in Western women. Eastern European women are not exempt from being influenced by the culture they find themselves in. The problem today is cultural and what it takes is not just a strong woman who can reject these negative cultural norms, but it takes guts from men to call out women on their shit and hold them accountable for their actions like any adult should be. Putting any woman on a pedestal seems like a risky idea to me, especially in the face of all the power women almost everywhere in the world can have in relationships.
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But your wife has the nuclear switch, in any case.
The only way a man can have the nuclear switch is in a Islamic marriage.
My way is not bad as well: vasectomy + no married (just cohabitate) + ownership of the flat.
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I am not troll, just semi-troll.
But in a Islamic countries, like Bosnia, women tend to marry virgins.
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Happy, happy. 🙂
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That article was a damn trainwreck. “My husband tries to help, but he’s an idiot so I end up doing it all anyway” (paraphrase)
Really? Methinks you do it all so you’ll have something to bitch about, you twit. Funny how when they do this “women do everything” bitchfest they conveniently ignore the fact that they insist on doing everything and then also ignore the (usually shitty) things that men end up doing- shoveling snow, putting up lights, hauling the tree in, etc.
If you’re going to insist that everything be done “just so” and essentially forbid your husband from helping because he “can’t” do it the way you like, you forfeit the right to complain about it later, no matter how many sympathetic asspats it gets you from your harpy girlfriends (or internet teet-suckers) later on.
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So…presumably Twitter didn’t reinstate your account then?
Why was that, I wonder?
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Just picked up on this. It’s now nearly march and I’m seeing your account still registering as suspended.
There an update?
There’s a reason I’ve wiped all “social media” presence years ago.
I work in tech and it’s made me a massive luddite. Every development after about 2007 has been remarkably anti-consumer and anti-liberty, and most people are too idiotic to understand the liberties they’re signing away by entrusting their communication and data to “social media” and “the cloud”
Any feminists who read this: your actions over the 18 months leading to the 2014 election made me the first in 3 generations of my family to vote republican. You are actively recruiting people to the assistance of your opponents.
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