Abusing feminists with logic while cooking chicken braised in feminist tears

23 Mar



A feminist found this post from www.avoiceformen.com and can’t even…. he can’t literally even….


It’s a bit of playful silliness, but leave it to feminists to not get the joke. Some people have no sense of humor at all. Sheesh!




From August Løvenskiolds:


The MGTOW (Men Going Their Own Way) lifestyle, ideally, involves both a real-world withdrawal of men from women and a reduction in the large excess of productivity by men necessary to support the pampering of women through the state’s taxation of men’s natural high productivity.

Men like me who choose this path may experience a decline in disposable income as we no longer strive to be the stripper pole of cash climbed by needy, seductive succubi eager to harvest us for our resources. But this doesn’t mean that MGTOW should be denied the gastronomic pleasures of preparing our own easy, affordable, and low-cost meals.

I go shopping for food once every two weeks or so. I eat out less than once a month – twice in calendar 2015 so far, and a woman paid for one of those meals.

Beef is quite expensive as I write this but chicken is cheap and in Dallas, I can buy a “family pack” (heh) of 7-9 boned (heh), skinless chicken breasts (heh) for less than 10-12 dollars US. I break them up into individual plastic freezer bags, carefully bleeding out as much air as possible before freezing them. I then have a fortnight’s worth of protein for the price of buying some crazy feminist harpy two sour apple martinis.

Now, the basic preparation of one of these frozen breasts is easy: remove from freezer and wrapping, plop onto a pan and place into a 450 degree Fahrenheit (about 230 Celsius) oven for about an hour or less.

While you are waiting, get on Twitter and give hell to any feminists you can find.

At the end of an hour you will find a beautiful, tasty (if a little dry) roasted chicken breast. Pair that with your favorite dipping sauce (teriyaki and chili paste for me), some veggie dish and a glass of cheap wine, and you are eating in a way Caesar would envy two thousand years ago.

Now, after a while, you can get more elaborate with seasonings, dipping sauces and side dishes but the basic idea is the same: low-cost, low work, and good, sensible food to keep you going on your latest online adventure.

I just polished off my latest variation on this dish. It is much more elaborate but adds a variety necessary to keep gastronomic things interesting.

First, before I removed it from the bag, I thawed the chicken breast. I picked a large breast because I intended to stuff it with butter and herbs.

I force-thawed the still-bagged chicken breast in a small container under a leaky faucet dripping slowly on top of it. It took about 50 minutes to thaw. Two twitter feminists screamed and blocked me while I was waiting. I then preheated the oven to 400 degrees (about 205 Celsius).

As I held the thawed breast gently, my knife made a small incision on the thickest side of it. I enlarged the incision with the blunt plastic handle of a small spatula until there was a tight canyon/cul-de-sac  in the breast as far as I could force the probe without rupturing the other side of the breast.

I stuffed the resulting cavern in the breast with one smashed clove of garlic, several shards of frozen butter, and a fresh leaf of sage. Oregano, rosemary, or really, any herb you like can be used here.

I placed the stuffed breast in a 10-inch (25 cm) heavy aluminum pie pan with some frozen whole-kernel sweet corn. I put some pats of real butter, hot sauce, pepper and salt over the whole mess and baked them for about 40-55 minutes while I abused some more online feminists with logic.

And voilà. A feast of buttery baked chicken and sweet corn. Life is GOOD.

You can stuff the chicken with whatever you like before baking: ham & cheese, bleu cheese, leeks, olives (green and/or black), horseradish & apple – endless choices.  No affirmative consent is needed. Ever.

A cheap, delicious meal – costing two to four bucks – and a nightmare for feminists.

Living well is sweet revenge.


Lots of love,




9 Responses to “Abusing feminists with logic while cooking chicken braised in feminist tears”

  1. that1susan March 23, 2015 at 18:50 #

    It looks like this is one piece that cracks everyone up — feminists, MRAs, MGTOWs, traditionalists, neotrads — literally everyone. May we all find more stuff we can ALL laugh about. Together.

    I’m trying to think up a new cliché. When I was growing up, there was the saying, “The family that prays together, stays together,” and in recent years it had morphed into “The family that plays together, stays together.”

    Somebody help me with “laughs.” What keeps running through my head is “The humanity that laughs together, faps together,” but that’s not quite what I’m hoping to convey.

    Maybe just the obvious: “The humanity that laughs together, laughs together.”

    That’s actually good enough for me.


  2. JudgyBitch March 23, 2015 at 18:51 #

    “The humanity that laughs together, faps together,”

    Okay I laughed really hard at that one.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. BITA March 23, 2015 at 19:07 #

    Apparently, Amanda Marcotte hated the article too: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/03/recipes-for-misogynists/
    Considering one of her previous articles, I thought she’d enjoy the fact that men are cooking for themselves.


  4. The Real Peterman March 23, 2015 at 20:16 #

    She hates everything.


  5. Joe March 23, 2015 at 22:05 #

    Everything is always wrong. Nothing is ever right, or ever good enough.

    That’s how it goes with a toddler.


  6. Cary March 23, 2015 at 22:40 #

    I think it’s the subconcious link between chicken breasts and women’s boobies that’s causing the problem here. If MGTOW man was a millionaire plastic surgeon, they’d probably find his nip and tuck descriptions arousing


  7. Kim March 24, 2015 at 01:22 #

    I have custody of my two boys and we eat simple but nutritious meals. The boys are also learning cooking isn’t all that hard nor is it a chore . My boys will be men not beta choads


  8. Matthew Chiglinsky March 24, 2015 at 02:09 #

    The metaphor about date rape is my favorite part:

    “You can stuff the chicken with whatever you like before baking: … No affirmative consent is needed. Ever.”

    But I think it’s important to remember there are still nice, innocent girls out there who don’t deserve to be used, the ones who can be hurt and aren’t just using rape as a political tactic.



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