5 cliches about women that are mostly true

29 Mar

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20 Responses to “5 cliches about women that are mostly true”

  1. insanitybytes22 March 29, 2015 at 15:06 #

    Ha! You made me laugh. Well done. I think you made some good points. I’d go over there and post you some support, but I ain’t touching that size thing in hostile waters with a ten foot pole. 😉

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  2. JudgyBitch March 29, 2015 at 15:09 #

    Yay! Thanks!

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  3. mythago March 29, 2015 at 18:49 #

    Futrelle and his coven of scabies are gonna have a field day with you on this one lol. Thanks for the article. I think deep down we know the crap each gender puts each other through but we choose to ignore it at our convenience and/or peril with a healthy dose of ego, understanding and stubbornness depending on the situation.

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  4. Robert What? March 29, 2015 at 21:26 #

    I swore I’d never knowingly give a single click to ClickBait… I mean BuzzFeed, but for you I’ll make an exception.

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  5. globalist1 March 29, 2015 at 23:19 #

    The best place for information about women are those 10,000 thin, publicly funded books in feminist bookstores. They are written by authors with advanced academic degrees in relevant disciplines. And only feminst books are used to train our police and judges. No machist books are allowed in our police colleges or law schools. And feminsm stands for equality, so we can be sure of an unbiased view. TS

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  6. Matthew Chiglinsky March 30, 2015 at 00:19 #

    Is the feminist complaint about “slut shaming” a shit test? Like when a girl says:

    “How dare a man tell a woman how to dress! I have the right to wear whatever I want in public, even be nude if I want! It’s not sexual at all!”

    I thought girls were just dumb, but now I wonder if they’re just playing dumb to test us (because what person with common sense doesn’t know that the human body is sexual).

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  7. JudgyBitch March 30, 2015 at 00:20 #

    Checking to see if you will accept this garbage, is my guess. Talk back without anger or aggression but with complete strength and command, and you are so getting laid.

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  8. peppiniello March 30, 2015 at 03:39 #

    JB you should explain the guys why women are attracted to celebrities. I have my own theory but I’m waiting for other opinions.

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  9. Matthew Chiglinsky March 30, 2015 at 03:44 #

    I’m fascinated by the idea that women are childlike (neotenic as you say). This might explain all those stupid guys who showed up on that Dateline show “To Catch a Predator”, wanting to have sex with a 14-year-old girl but instead finding a judgmental Chris Hanson. These guys weren’t sick. They were just following the natural male desire to mate with a young female (perhaps slightly exaggerated in them).

    It also explains why female pubic hair removal is a turn-on to men. I hate people who deny this is a form of pedophilia because they are so afraid to admit that it is. People should embrace the ugly truth. If meat is “murder”, then all men are pedophilic “rapists” on some level.

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  10. Jack Strawb March 30, 2015 at 06:13 #

    I’ve always cringed at complete waxes. They make otherwise adult women look unpleasantly juvenile. And let’s face it–not every vagina is a work of perfect sculpture. Many benefit from a bit of camouflage.

    But I prefer a trimmed bush, so I can hardly claim that what I like possesses an innate superiority rooted in some primitive, natural ethos.

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  11. Jack Strawb March 30, 2015 at 06:26 #

    Mmm, kegels.

    Sort of speaking of which, I wonder how many hundreds of thousands of heterosexual couples are limping along with less than satisfying sex lives just because of inadequate friction during intercourse that could be remedied if the woman simply took it upon herself to do daily kegels?

    I also wonder how many men know that the intensity of their orgasms can be significantly increased by doing kegels. Some men also get stronger erections from kegels.

    In either case, men and women with urinary difficulties should be careful about doing any exercises that strengthen muscles around the bladder. Anyone who has difficulty relaxing those muscles can end up with real problems if they’re not careful. If you’re a man or woman interested in doing kegels, read up, consider talking it over with a doc if you have any doubts, and go slow, especially if you’re middle aged or older. The benefits can be substantial, but there are circumstances under which caution is wise.

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  12. yankeescouser (bill coleman) March 30, 2015 at 08:23 #

    did your fb page get blocked? please send me youe email … thanks

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  13. yankeescouser March 30, 2015 at 08:25 #

    janet …. did your fb page get blocked? please send me your email …. thanks

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  14. Pilgrim of the East March 30, 2015 at 09:40 #

    You really need to adapt your style to target audience. Buzzfeed is for people with virtually no attention span. Five long paragraphs is simply too much – you should make them shorter, modify them into bullet points (maybe with sub bullet points) and definitely sprinkle with couple of images (buzzfeed people simply love images). Next time just try to consider whether 8 years old kid would like the form – if not, it’s probably too complicated for buzzfeed.

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  15. John March 30, 2015 at 15:50 #

    JB made an interesting point on this a while ago – its not attraction to prepubescence, its not wanting hair in your food. Also, no one is talking about all the women attracted to the “prepubescent” look of men with shaved faces.

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  16. Spaniard March 31, 2015 at 13:00 #

    1. Size matters.

    The wider the better but not the longer the better.

    2. Between asshole and doormat…

    You can be a total doormat as long you dont allow her to your wallet or goods, as long you do not get her prego, and as long you keep having your male spaces (going to see the hookers in monthly basis).
    The good thing about being a doormat is to rol play the evil nazi domina and the poor abused Jew.

    3. Cry babies

    Cocodrile tears.

    4. Bitches go crazy.

    Allow her to go on a grrrrrls weekend to Rome. Se will be back much calmer.

    5. Childish.

    Then, if your girfriend is younger play the daddy rol. If she is older play the baby rol, and if she is your age play the Catholic priest spiritual guide.

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  17. Agatha April 2, 2015 at 23:09 #

    Size matters. Sorry, dudes, it does. But here’s the secret women don’t want you to know: you can’t do anything about it, but we can.

    Hooray.

    I was beginning to think that I was the only person on the planet who ever pointed this out.

    A man can do precisely nothing about his penile dimensions, yet these days men are tormented mercilessly for being “small” (or even “average”) and effectively told that they are failures as men when they don’t “measure up”. How cruel and unfair is that?

    …Yet a woman can tighten her vagina and thereby ensure that the man she claims to love fits her like a glove, even if his member is a modest one — and for some minimal effort, she’ll not only make him feel like a king (and a very happy one at that), but will vastly improve her own sexual performance/pleasure, and reap the health benefits of a strong pelvic floor into the bargain.

    …But no. It’s so much more fun for her to be a lazy, heartless bitch, leave her idle thing looking like a poorly thrown pot, and instead blame, emasculate and humiliate her lovers, and men in general. …And if they’re so crushed that they hit the bottle or go and top themselves, well, who cares? They’re only men, after all.

    The fact is that during sex we like our vaginas feeling full, but since they can stretch so much they can pass a baby’s head, it’s mostly our problem not yours. If we do this thing called kegel exercises, to get a firm (ahem) grip, we can get just as much pleasure out of an average or even smaller-than-average penis as we can out of some guy who’s hung like a horse—in fact, maybe even more pleasure, since the bigger the dick the less control we can exert.

    …and being jabbed in the cervix isn’t every woman’s dream.

    So all those little-dick jokes women make? Ignore them. You can’t really make your dick bigger or smaller, and most medical solutions can do real damage to guys. But almost any woman can exercise the va-jay-jay well enough to have fun with almost any sized Johnson. So the next time some chick makes a joke about little dicks, whether you have a small one or not, just ask her why her coochie’s so flabby that it matters so much to her.

    I’d love to see more retorts like that to the unending and ubiquitous small-penis jokes that saturate films, sitcoms and so forth (the only comedy show I’ve ever come across with a “huge vagina” riposte was Curb Your Enthusiasm). There exists an entire lexicon of withering descriptions of a diminutive male member, yet in this age of equality, where is the companion volume for slack slots? Perhaps MRAs should work on some entries…

    Seriously, a size mismatch is not a man’s fault — not that men really complain about a lousy fit (unlike so many women) — and can be remedied quite straightforwardly by his partner, if she has a problem with it. A woman who whines that a man isn’t big enough to satisfy her is just another lazy slut with no compassion, and should be shamed as such.

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  18. JudgyBitch April 2, 2015 at 23:18 #

    “another lazy slut” – Not necessarily. A virgin who marries and gives birth to one giant baby can be left with a very untoned vagina, and skilled prostitutes who exercise their pelvic floor repeatedly can have glove tight vaginas.

    But I get the general gist of your comment and agree with most of it.

    🙂

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  19. Agatha April 3, 2015 at 07:38 #

    “another lazy slut” – Not necessarily. A virgin who marries and gives birth to one giant baby can be left with a very untoned vagina, and skilled prostitutes who exercise their pelvic floor repeatedly can have glove tight vaginas.

    I remember reading a blog post by an escort in which she said that she kept her vagina tight: seemed to make sense that she would, since she presumably wants to be a better lay than other women and have her clients coming back for more. (She also described in lingering detail some “very enjoyable” sex she had with a man with a small penis.) So you’re quite right: one certainly couldn’t say she was a lazy slut — more a conscientious slut.

    As for the big-baby virgin, she has my sympathy, but if rather than toning herself up again, she instead just turns around and (as per my comment) whines that her man is too small to satisfy her, then she is certainly lazy and without compassion. (…And, if one uses its older meaning as “a sloppy or slovenly woman”, a slut to boot.)

    I don’t know what it is with modern Western women: in other lands, women do actually try to please their men, and work on their own shortcomings (I read that the Guinness World Record for the world’s strongest vagina is held by a Russian woman who found herself very slack after childbirth and actually thought to go and do something about it). But over here, it’s seen as emancipated and progressive to be a selfish, lazy cow and to trash men cruelly. I really don’t see that as progress at all. …Ask yourself, how many modern Western women, after finding that childbirth had enlarged their vagina would even think of putting in the effort to tighten it back up again? And how many would just throw nasty (and, I understand, crushing) small-penis comments at males to make themselves feel better about their own unsatisfying genitals? You’ve doubtless, as have I, been party to the discussion in all-female gatherings of lovers’ equipment. Yet the same women would claim that they love these poor dupes whom they humiliate with the girls for kicks. Perhaps I’m abnormal in my distaste for this stuff, but I just can’t stomach it anymore. What happened to loyalty and decency? Did it ever exist…?

    And how is it that feminism has got everybody walking on eggshells lest they injure female “self-esteem”, whilst simultaneously encouraging the psychological and emotional torture of men for sport? I’ve often thought that this whole movement is a throwback to the school playground — the “girls are better than boys” nonsense, given respectability by brigades of lettered academics. The more I see of it, the more I believe that even the word “feminism” itself is a portmanteau of “female chauvinism”.

    But I get the general gist of your comment and agree with most of it.
    🙂

    And I yours. …But why don’t more women in the West give a fig about men’s feelings? This is what makes me wonder whether the MRM has much hope: the very character of the Western woman appears to have undergone a sea change over the last fifty years. Perhaps the change is reversible. Or perhaps it’s a case of trying to get toothpaste back into the tube…

    Apologies for the gloom, but I see few grounds for optimism.

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